If Your Ass Takes Up 2 Seats On The EL, You Should Pay 2 Tokens!

Today on the 'El' I sat next to this woman who was taking up 1.5 seats and I wanted to sit down so I sat in the 0.5 seat. Needless to say my ass hung off a bit from the seat into the aisle which was a little uncomfortable. I feel that if you are going to sit and nearly or fully take up 2 seats, you should pay twice. We should not be wasting time making seats larger on buses, trains or plains, but spending time helping peoples asses to fit to these normal size seats.

Some people think its unfair for people to pay for 2 seats on airplanes for 1 person but I don't; Those seats are an adequate size from my few experiences on a plane and nobody wants to be stuck next to someone who invades their personal space, its nothing personal.

http://economix.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/23/the-world-is-fat/

Overweight and Obesity rates are crazy high in America and who doesn't need to loose a good 10lbs, I do so I can't act superior. They need to start making fast food taste bad because who doesn't love a quick meal from a fast food place or a Wawa.

Childhood Obesity sucks too and its cool that MOboma, aka Michelle Oboma, has a campaign against childhood fat rolls. Kid activites are so fun too so parents should have fun and play with their kids in the playground and go swimming, roller blading, biking, jump on trampolines, etc. I want to do all of those things as a childless person. Parents with vertically challenged and horizontally plentiful children should go to MObomas website for childhood obesity.

I think the one thing that makes healthier food better is hot sauce, I love hot sauce. If something is bland put some hot sauce on it and it makes life better in my opinion. Drop the soda and drink more water and the sodium from the hot sauce isn't so bad and Frank's hot sauce has 0 calories. There is even a hot sauce diet. Hot sauce is awesome with fish like tilapia, obviously taste good with chicken or turkey, and is awesome with chicken in a salad. I like hot sauce so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

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A Royal Wedding

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I honestly didn't care much about the Royal Wedding before it all went down.

True, I was excited about the dress, but other then that I was pretty ambivalent about it all.

However, Thursday was Steve Carell's (and his character Michael Scott's) night on the office- and that I DID care about.

Having grown quite close to the show over the years, I cried. A Lot.

In fact, I was so sad that I couldn't really sleep.

So I got up and was doodling on Youtube, when I realized that the Royal Wedding was on.

Of course, once you start to watch, there is no way you can stop.

Especially after a dress like that.

Designed by Sara Burton for Alexander McQueen,

According to the Official Website of the British Monarchy (LOL I know...):

The lace appliqué for the bodice and skirt was hand-made by the Royal School of Needlework, based at Hampton Court Palace. The lace design was hand-engineered (appliquéd) using the Carrickmacross lace-making technique, which originated in Ireland in the 1820s.

Individual flowers have been hand-cut from lace and hand-engineered onto ivory silk tulle to create a unique and organic design, which incorporates the rose, thistle, daffodil and shamrock.

Hand-cut English lace and French Chantilly lace has been used throughout the bodice and skirt.

The dress is made with ivory and white satin gazar. The skirt echoes an opening flower, with white satin gazar arches and pleats. The train measures two metres 70 centimetres. The back is finished with 58 gazar and organza covered buttons fastened by Rouleau loops.

Beyond perfect- it suited the occasion, and she was positively radiant.

Add to that a hairdo by James Pryce and Richard Ward, a soft tulle veil held in place by a Cartier tiara, custom made earrings by Robinson Pelham, handmade Alexander McQueen heels, a castle, and a prince, and you get a fairytale.

She really did look like a princess.

I feel like a totaly cliche, but I am utterly obsessed with her now!

AND SHE DID HER OWN MAKEUP.

say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

It has to be said that she is unfairly beautiful naturally

(as are the rest of the females in her family... damn genes...)

Sister Pippa Middleton (amazing name...)

Mom Carole Middleton

But regardless of natures blessings, she knocked it out of the park with the makeup.

The smoky eye and matching flushed pink cheeks did exactly what bridal makeup is supposed to do- look like everyday you, but better.

I actually did a little dance, she was so pretty and I was so overcome with happiness!

As for the rest of the wedding, I found it lovely but very formal.

Mostly I just wanted to steal Prince Harry because he is adorable. Ginger!

Oh! and the bridesmaids and pages were PRECIOUS.

Besides her grand entrance, the next best part was watching them do their vows.

Because, really, thats what the whole thing was about- their marriage!

Plus, Prince William (or, as he is known now, the Duke of Cambridge)

was making the cutest, trying-not-to-smile face the whole time.

After the official affair, Miss Cinderella donned another Sara Burton dress

for the reception at Buckingham Palace.

Well, thanks to the Office and the British Monarchy

It's always nice to celebrate the wonderful things in life.

What did you all think?

<3

Claire