Tattoos On Private Parts
Without reading the story behind this, I'd like to imagine that what happened is that this man wanted a Mini Cooper so badly that he wrote/called/visited Mini Cooper HQ daily until finally the Mini Cooper guys were like, "FINE come in," and he came in, and they sat him down and said, "Sir, we've been thinking a lot about this, and we're prepared to give you a Mini Cooper" — and here the man would start crying — "sir, we're prepared to give you a Mini Cooper but you need to get the word 'mini' tattooed on your dick. Well?" And the guy would look up into all the Mini Cooper execs' eyes, like, is this for real? But no one would be smiling, and so the guy'd be like, "Ahh ... OK?"
And after reading the actual story, no, it's just because Mini Cooper held a contest where whoever did the most ridiculous stunt would win a car. But the question stands.An extremely brave German by the name of Andreas Muller had his manhood tattooed in order to win a brand new Mini Cooper.
39 year old Andreas won a radio contest where the grand prize was a brand new $32,000 Mini Cooper – there was however one little catch. You see in order to win the car Muller had to come up with the craziest Mini-related stunt, which he did and which is why you are seeing him here wincing in pain. His idea was simple, have MINI tattooed on his schmeckle during a live radio broadcast… once complete, he’d be given the keys to his new car.
Without reading the story behind this, I'd like to imagine that what happened is that this man wanted a Mini Cooper so badly that he wrote/called/visited Mini Cooper HQ daily until finally the Mini Cooper guys were like, "FINE come in," and he came in, and they sat him down and said, "Sir, we've been thinking a lot about this, and we're prepared to give you a Mini Cooper" — and here the man would start crying — "sir, we're prepared to give you a Mini Cooper but you need to get the word 'mini' tattooed on your dick. Well?" And the guy would look up into all the Mini Cooper execs' eyes, like, is this for real? But no one would be smiling, and so the guy'd be like, "Ahh ... OK?"
And after reading the actual story, no, it's just because Mini Cooper held a contest where whoever did the most ridiculous stunt would win a car. But the question stands.An extremely brave German by the name of Andreas Muller had his manhood tattooed in order to win a brand new Mini Cooper.
39 year old Andreas won a radio contest where the grand prize was a brand new $32,000 Mini Cooper – there was however one little catch. You see in order to win the car Muller had to come up with the craziest Mini-related stunt, which he did and which is why you are seeing him here wincing in pain. His idea was simple, have MINI tattooed on his schmeckle during a live radio broadcast… once complete, he’d be given the keys to his new car.
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