Hangover Part II Review

I saw the Hangover Part II Wednesday at midnight and I loved it! If your a pretentious snob you won't like the movie because it has the same exact plot line as the original movie but it's the writing and cast that make the movie still very much enjoyable.

First of all, good morning. Second, going to that midnight screening was quite an experience; there were 10's of people there - actually it was a lot but saying hundreds of people would be excessive - and the security and ID checks made me feel more secure than the security at work. ID's were checked while entering the theater and handing in tickets and once again when entering the designated theater number at the doors. I graduated college, I think I can handle the 'F' word if it gets dropped in a movie as I could when I was 11 just sayin. Tangent - I've always hated rating systems and discrimination at the movie theaters because I was a mature child and there is no good reason I couldn't have seen an R rated movie when I was younger nor should I have been carded as a senior in college going to see Shutter Island or playing the lottery at Seven Eleven because yea that has happened to me. Seeing the movie the opening night with a large crowd is always exciting to me and makes me feel a little superior to people who haven't seen it yet not in a snobby way but it makes me feel special - its the little things in life.

Zack Galifianakis is by far the funniest person in this movie in my opinion and provides several hilarious moments and says some random ass stuff which I love. This movie is full of some fun surprises within the copy-cat plot line and worth seeing. I heard a radio review of this movie earlier today and the guy said it wasn't worth seeing because it was exactly like the first one and said that people who like it are dumb; well pretty much everyone who doesn't live in a cave knows that the movie follows the same premise of the original so its kind of dumb to judge the movie on that basis and not the other content of the film so take that butt hole!

I say go see it if you haven't already!

Van Gogh Yourself: A Glee Review

If you watch glee you know that one Cory Moneith plays Finn Hudson on the show. If you watch glee you are also painfully aware that he is the worst singer on the show hands down! Why he is cast as the protagonist male and main lead singer of a singing show when he is not a good singer is beyond me. His voice is decent but he doesn’t sing well and is auto-tuned more than T-pain most of the time (who hasn’t been in love with a stripper). Let’s not even start about his dancing. Ok, let’s talk about his dancing now! I have seen more rhythm on headless chickens and that torso guy from the Jerry Springer Show, you know that guy who always freaks you out when you see him on screen - he is creepy! and how does he go to the bathroom? so many questions, so little answers.  His lack of dance skill is evident with dancers like Heather Morris, who plays Britney S Pierce, and Harry Shum Jr., that asian guy. He is not the most attractive male on the show either; Mark Salling, Noah ‘Puck’ Puckerman, and Chord Overstreet, Sam Evans, have a much greater appeal. Cory Monteith is just that much above average to be acceptable and mainstream likable. Listening to him sing is frustrating to me and makes me want to Van Gogh myself at times and makes me envious of Phil Stevens, you know that guy in Scream 2 who gets killed in the bathroom stall with a knife to the ear while Jada Pinkett-Smith is eating popcorn.

Chris Colfer, Kurt Hummel, has talent as a signer but it’s frustrating buying new glassware on the episodes where he sings with those damn high notes, who hits him in the nuts before each take – that would be a fun job – oh he actually can hit those notes, damn.

Kevin McHale, Artie Abrams, is a good singer and is entertaining on the show. I remember him from his boy band days, anyone else? Does that make me cool or a loser? I chose the former. He was in a boy band call N.L.T. that was never popular but could have been. They had a track produced by Timbaland, that’s something; it was called "She Said, I Said (Time We Let Go)".

Lea Michelle, Rachael Berry, obviously has talent but is over utilized on the show.  Amber Riley, Mercedes Jones, is probably my favorite singer on the show and clearly has a great voice – shameful that they use her mainly to scream at the end of songs. Jenna Ushkowitz, Tina Cohen-Chang, also has a nice voice.

So pretty much the only one I don’t like to hear sing is Cory Monteith.

P.S. Ashley Fink, Lauren Zizes, is an awesome character. “you just got zized!”