Shes Glitter, Shes GOLD, She Colour-Blocks BOLD....A printed pant that's her thing, ACCESSORIZED WITH TONNES OF RINGS
You'll never be SOLEMN with EMMA MULHOLLAND!!!!
I first met Emma Mulholland late one seedy Taylor Square night at Aaron MacDonald’s 90’s party at Taxi club. It was a good friend of mines Birthday, and also happened to be the night she finally found the woman of her dreams, became a lesbian and never looked back, but that's another story.In the midst of all this sexuality swapping, M People (and a fairly robust consumption of illegal stimulants), I was introduced to a sparkling jewel of a woman:
Emma Mulholland.
With enough bleach in her hair to sanitize several hospital wings, a pair of monopoly printed Moschino satin pants, and a hat fluffy and furry enough to make Blossom jealous, I knew we were to be fast friends.
And so I present, in all her fearless fuck-you-fashion-i-know-better glory, a photo-essay on the genius of Yemma, Emma, Mulholes, Mulholland.......
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Fierce in Fluoro, HER FUTURES SO BRIGHT SHE GOTSDA WEAR SHADES!
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Pretty in Punk: Fuck Anarchy, she wants Romance through Ruffles, chiffon and sequins.....
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Baby got Back, get ready to swoon, it's a dancefloor attack,GIVE HER ROOM TO BLOOM!!
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Luscious in Lanvin....
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TARTY IN TARTAN!
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Gravity is optional, and mostly accepted by boriiinnnnggg people.....
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The Poetry of Pastel....
With a fine-tooth comb, a bit of a hard-on and postively SIMMERING with green-eyed jealously, I asked a few questions about the priceless treasures of Emma Mulhollands wardrobe.....
-The piece of clothing that epitomizes me :
its hard to pick, my monopoly trousers I wore when I first caught your eye....... several pairs of high waisted shorts i wear on high rotation.... pastel designer blazers....
- My favourite item that I’ve stolen from a friend :
It wasn't really stolen but I think the "trade" i made with luke for the ying yang top traded with those really inappropriate slutty shorts worked out in my favour.
-The biggest piece of shit I cant bear to get rid of :
all the rings that constantly make my fingers go green, the denbo load of friends that constantly play drinking games in my courtyard......cheese..Reese Witherspoon,
-When I want to pick up, I wear:
a terry toweling Romance Was Born terry toweling pink rabbit playsuit normally does the trick, but if all else fails......a really big hat.
-What makes me most feel like a whore:
a maxi dwess and a spray tan Size 10 kitten heels
-My biggest out-fit regret:
I regret nothing. Except maybe everything i wore from 2000-2006. Puberty hey.
-If I could keep only one piece it would be:
my chanel bag and my fwiends
-The wardrobe I’m most envious of:
that would have to be Chers in clueless.... the computer, the technology, the leopard prink backround...the plaid. Obviously also the Ga.
-My most Epic wardrobe malfunction:
When i showed up pantless to the VMAs............I mean that vodka halloween party.
-It’s controversial, but:
I don't care what Dion Lee says .....I don't mind those miu miu clogs. Or wedges. . Madonna is really good. I liked lady gaga before most of you. Im really drunk. Shauns not a natural blonde. Neither is Luke. I am but. So sucked in.
-In my coffin, I’ll be wearing:
PASTELS
And with a tap of her canary yellow Givenchy jellies, a bedazzling flash of costume rings, and a momentary straightening of her salmon-pink, fused silk Dion Lee jacket, Emma is Outties, presumably plotting her next earth-shattering, so-good-it-makes-you-stagger look, all the while laughing in the face of the rules of fashion.....
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